(via bullet-in-the-eye)
It’s my birthday, that means it’s time to get piss drunk alone and entertain thoughts of shooting myself.
Note to self: Buddhists can kill you with their prayers.
Tasty!
Dropped a 45 pound plate on my toe. Thank god it only nipped the tip.
lolololololololooll
Just want to remind everyone that cheese is really old milk from the nipples of cows.
Duncan Trussell
- Me: No, my life is spontaneous and interesting.
- Bill: piff
- Me: Don't hate.
- Bill: im not hating im doubting
- Me: You don't know my lifestyle very well.
- Me: One minute sitting, bam next minute jerking off.
- Me: All unplanned.
- Bill: sounds so interesting
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